It’s Sunday 11 August 2024 and I received an email which included a couple of home design photos. Nothing special. I usually just “ignore&delete”. But this time my crusty edge showed up, and I actually took a look at these two photos. What shocked me was their relative banality and the absurd headers attached.
So I decided to create this post to collect what I see as either fantastic or absurd modern-day design memes.
The “New Romantic” Aesthetic
The header for this photo was “The “New Romantic” Aesthetic of …. Puts Emotion at the Heart of Her Designs”. I don’t include her name because I’ve no proof that she actually knew about or agreed to this title.
It’s a “new” romantic aesthetic, but we can at least start with what was the “old” romantic aesthetic. So first-things-first, I don’t see any neutral tones, collection of old books with gold edgings, curios collected in travels, family photos, etc. Nor do I see any velvets, deep reds, emerald greens, paintings, candles, gardens views, etc. Do I see anything that suggests love, passion, an intimate relationship, or even an emotional connection with someone or something?
So it looks like we need to try to unpick this different “new” romantic aesthetic.
What we have is a kind of darkish gunmetal blue, which I personally have always associated with a sense of rational professionalism and even emotionlessness. I agree the presence of the old furniture and carpet helps soften the overall impression, but only so far.
The filing cabinets and carton boxes perfectly aligned above the window, suggest a focus on regularity, organisation and attention to detail. We are in the presence of someone who still writes with ink, has kept the old table he no doubt inherited, and sits on a very uncomfortable high stool. For some reason, judging by the presence of the draw, he sits on the far site of the table, and anyone entering the room is obviously expected to stand (hat in hand perhaps).
Lighting looks to be very poor, and the owner has decided not to plug in the table lamp, which in style looks a bit out of place. Or it might be that someone has forgotten to put some electricity sockets in the room. The badly situated cast-iron radiator suggests poor heating, so the owner likes to keep our “new romantic” environment cold and dark.
How are we to associate a romantic aesthetic with the box from Hercules Powder, a maker of chemicals and munitions, and why is there a coiled rope thrown onto the floor in the corner? Is this a symbol that the owner has no permanent relationships, no “anchor in life”? Or does it just represent the extension cable the owner will need to connect his desk lamp?
What can we conclude from the uncomfortably low bench placed in one corner, or the empty metal cage-like framework precisely aligned with the edge of the desk? What use do they have, or are they just decorative? And does not an empty cage symbolise confinement or oppression.
And of course on the desk there is something that looks like a handbell under a glass dome. Perhaps it is used to “ring in” the next visitor? It’s clearly placed there to impress whoever is standing there, but does it ring “new romanticism”?
This room is beginning to look like the office of a modern-day Ebenezer Scrooge.
Subtly Whispers Summer
The header for this photo was “A Cape Cod Home from … Subtly Whispers Summer”. I must admit on a first glance this is a pleasant photo.
Cap Cod has a historic, maritime character with ample beaches that attract tourist during the summer months, and at the same time is a popular retirement area.
Somebody has gone to great lengths to create a wonderful view out to sea. The elegant flooring looks to be of grey slate, but I’m not a fan of the shingles on the low interior walls.
My real difficulty starts with the two very uncomfortable looking wooden chairs. They might be a famous design, or they could be from Amazon, in any case they are garden furniture and out of place. With that view outside, would you decided to sit in those hard wooden seats looking at an interior wall?
I surprised myself in finding the small white John Dickinson “African” side table quite at home. But the rest of the seating also looks ordinary, unused, and unloved.
More generally the architect has created a unique environment to enjoy the view, yet the owner has place the seating around a banal looking coffee table (another Amazon find?). They couldn’t even come up with some attractive looking coffee-table books. The old storm lamp on the floor next to a boring looking plant, don’t “subtly whisper summer”.
My impression, judging from the sky and sea outside, winter is on its way, and the owners servants have simply brought in the terrace furniture and arranged things as best they could.
With that view out to sea I personally would want the furnishings to shout “look outside”, all year round.
The French Way
The “French Way” text told us that we were looking at a “curated collection” of French antique and vintage pieces, and mentioned Guillerme et Chambron furniture, René Lalique decor, Charlotte Perriand lighting, and “so much more”. Love the “et”, very French.
The retro-style wood veneer wall panelling (50s to 70s) certainly adds warmth to the room. I’m not sure what a René Lalique decor should look like but here I can’t see any echos from the René Lalique room in Calouste Gulbenkian’s residence in Paris, or the white walls of Villa Lalique. And more generally the room does not ooze an Art Deco appeal.
I guess the reference to (Robert) Guillerme et (Jacques) Chambron points to the furniture makers Votre Maison born in 1949. Given that they focussed on inexpensive, sturdy, and authentic furniture with waxed wood and thick cushions, I guess that the sofa at the back might be an example of their work.
I am at a loss to identify Charlotte Perriand with lighting given that the wooden structured seat on the right is her Mulched chair No.21. And the bookcase on the far right looks to be very much like the one she designed for the Maison du Mexique student’s room in 1952.
The most obvious piece of furniture in the front is not French, but could be a tribal Ashanti stool from Ghana.
Also on the wall is something that does not look particularly French, and might even be a Sōfū Teshigahara (or inspired by his floral art).
The white chair on the left looks to be an example of The Womb Chair by the Finnish-American Eero Saarinen, and the white chair front right could make that a pair.
The stone head certainly looks like (or is inspired by) a 2nd Century AD Roman head of (for arguments sake) Venus.
I’m disappointed because I can’t identify the coffee table, even when the legs have a very unusual and unique design.
Can’t say much about the boring floor light, or the big red box on the coffee table, but for me the carpet makes this room (without it the room would be totally “dead”).
Whilst some of the pieces on show are by French designers, the room does not oozes a French way of life.
But what is the French way? My wife was French and for me the French way is not about France, but about comfort and the little things scattered around a room, e.g. a family photo, colourful cushions, cut flowers, a painting inherited, and something small bought recently in the local antique market and given pride of place (temporarily). And not forgetting a handbag, mobile phone and car keys sitting next to her favourite eau de toilette.
The French way is all about French women, and this room is not feminine. It looks comfortable enough in a masculine kind of way. but I’m missing “the love”.
Vintage Modern Fantasies
Here the designer is working with a living and dining areas and a sun room, and has adopted a mid-century Scandinavian style. I find it a pleasant and comfortable looking space, and I like the way the windows are left uncluttered, and colour comes from the furnishing. I like the choice of a “classical” style wood-burner, and the large slate floor plate. I’m not sure where the “fantasies” are, and if anything the design choices have created a calm, comfortable and predicable living space.
The one question I would have is that a grand piano should be not placed in direct sunlight, or near large windows, and not in a room where the temperature might vary quite a lot. And I suspect that the acoustics in this veranda-style room will be far from perfect.
Art and Craft in Brooklyn
In this Brooklyn living room we are told that the designer has placed a 1960s Adrian Pearsall platform sofa with connected marble end tables, alongside some West African sculptures, and (I quote) the sofa’s “visual weightlessness brings calm and openness to the space”. We are also told that the the bench is anchored into a “Legacy Wall”, consisting of a “striking fireplace surround” made from “intentionally fragmented terracotta tiles”.
So what we have is quite a colourful space, white walls, high ceiling, good large windows, and a lightish green laminated floor. I guess with the floor the idea is to suggest a nature-inspired space. This choice is of course a matter of taste, but for me it is too close to the colour of flood water. But I’m sure it’s easy to keep clean.
I’m not sure about the long white curtains that appear to be there only for decoration. I appreciate that the white blinds on the windows help keep the space light and calm, but my inquisitive mind asks what it’s trying to hide outside?
In the photo the bench takes up quite a lots of space, and, for me, looks quite uncomfortable. It’s not really part of the social space defined by the sofa, so it must be part of the social space around the fireplace with the tiles. The tiles are by Malene Bernett, and are part of her “Legacy Wall” which is well described on her website. They are a vibrant cultural statement and certainly leave the rest of the room “trying to catch up”. Although I did feel that the fireplace seen of her website looked a little small and impractical.
The Japanese-inspired abstract art doesn’t stand much of a chance, nor does the drift-wood-style standing Africa sculptures. The Marka tribal mask is nicely placed on the far wall, but they have become something of a tourist piece in recent years. The colourful tapestry by John Paul Morabito should not have to compete with the fireplace tiles, and merits its own space.
What lets this room down are the little “extras”. The Adrian Pearsall platform sofa looks both lost and very uncomfortable, and I can’t see the “connected marble end tables”. The Marlow Mod pedestal table looks equally lost and unpractical, as does the Alexandre Logé lamp, which in any case does not work because it’s not plugged in. I would also have liked to see this space in an evening/night setting with the lighting, or absence thereof.
So what we have is a smallish nondescript room housing the impressive Malene Bernett “Legacy Wall” and the John Paul Morabito tapestry. My suggestion would be to keep one of them (I would keep the tapestry) and start again to make a comfortable social space.
